"I don't have time to write performance reviews, so i'll just criticise you in public from time to time."

"As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure its sending out the right message"

"Remember the good old days when Spam only came through your computer?"

"Yes, sir, there is a way to stop telemarketers from calling you during dinner. Don't eat dinner."

"I don't know what sort of salary you're offering, but on my last job i made a lot of dough"

"Our challenge is to convince the public that heart attacks are sexy"